Doo Doo & Buttholes

Comedy duo Sex Appeal (Justin Lamb and Jay Starr) return to the Dark Room to host an evening of stand-up with some of their favorite local comedians, including Beata Bakhtiari, Sean Keane, Brendan Lynch, and headliner Sammy Wegent (Winner - 2005 Battle of the Bay). It’s stand up, beer, strip club critiques, and most likely some arguments about Iron Man.

Tickets are $10 and available here. This show is BYOB. 

Jay rediscovers his heritage

I am taking up the mantle that my parents gave me at birth to make a bunch of guys named Kevin look like jackasses. How? I’m going to stand on one end of the stage and just shoot fireballs for ten minutes. Do you remembers the kids that would do that? When I was a lad, we had a strict Ryu/Ken ban to prevent fireball abuse. No one had a problem with Guile’s sonic boom, though. Because we supported our troops.

My favorite thing about this show was realizing that everyone named Joe or Kevin in San Francisco that does comedy is hilarious. Like, it’s a gimmicky show, but everyone on the bill is funny as hell. I’m sadly pretty sure that Camia, Munroe, and O’Shea are going to crush us. Also, I don’t trust Tobin. He may turncoat us.

Kevins Vs. Joes
@ Delirium, April 30th, 6:00 pm

There’s no cover, because this is about honor, and avenging my master.

Next Show: April 20th

Our next show will be April 20th at the Dark Room in the Mission. We’ll be watching the Robert Deniro movie Ronin and discussing car chases, samurai, and facial moles. The show is at 8pm and costs a whopping $5.

You would probably spend more than that if you went to youth group or a stupid dinner with friends where they ask you to bring something, and you get all nervous, so instead of bringing any actual food, you show up with a bottle of Yellow Tail, only everyone has brought Yellow Tail, so you wind up getting shitfaced and then you make out with some fat girl. It’s much safer to just come to our show.